No Man’s Blog

So there we were at Songjon Reservoir…again.  It was DORC-EX 86-2.  There were three of us out on the lake bobbing around in a john boat: me, Tom, and Twydog.  It was about six o’clock in the morning.  Regardless of the early hour, we were loaded for bear with beer.  I think it may have been Olympia beer, but of that I cannot be certain.  We weren’t being shy.  (It’s highly likely that we were already a couple of six packs into the beer consumption thing when this tale begins.  It’s also highly likely that Tom had some Jack Daniel’s with him, too.)

We were fishing with used-up MWR rental fishing gear baited with silver spoons and treble hooks we’d found in a Korean sporting goods shack on Highway 1 in downtown Songt’an.  There were fish feeding all around our boat.  They were breaking the surface and splashing and feeding on insects.  Yet we were catching NOTHING.  The fish were laughing at us.  They were taunting us, even.  It was driving us mad!

But none among us was as angry at the fish as was Twydog.  Having cast his lure to port and to starboard then to fore and to aft with no effect whatsoever, Twydog eventually reached the limits of his limited patience.  And it was at that very moment that he uttered these unforgettable words:

Verily, He thrust forth His head from the water and said, “Look at Me, for I am Fish!”

He was a philosophical fish.  He was an Orson Whales.

The end.

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I like Father Jonathan Morris.  He’s a religion contributor for Fox News and frequently appears on the Sunday version of Fox & Friends.  I’m not particularly religious, and I’m not Catholic, but I like his message a lot.

Here’s an excerpt from a Father Morris piece that appeared on the RealClearPolitics site this morning.  He speaks of an American voting bloc that’s been all but ignored by the mainstream media this election year: value voters.

[I]n 2004, pollsters were caught by surprise by the amount of voters who left the polls saying “social issues” were most influential in determining their vote. In 2008, the media has been mostly silent on these causes, focusing instead on the economy and Iraq. This focus ignores an important reality. The “Value Voters” block of mostly Evangelicals and a good percentage of conservative Catholics and others, may indeed be wrapped up in these urgent headlines, but there is no convincing data to suggest they have inverted their voting priorities, turning away from abortion, traditional marriage, limited government, etc. If Senator Kerry’s policy proposals were enough to get this voting block to the booth, Senator Obama’s policies should bring them out in droves.

A ray of hope from Father Morris.  Thanks, Father.

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Ms. Peggy Joseph after an Obama campaign event:

So….

I won’t have to worry about putting gas in my car.  I won’t have to worry about paying my mortgage.

How so, Ms. Joseph?  What do you think is going to happen to make such a miracle transpire?

Oh, yeah.  I forgot.  Barack Obama has promised to give you lots and lots of someone else’s money, hasn’t he?  How wonderful for you.

Don’t be too disappointed when it doesn’t happen that way, Honey.

Peggy Joseph: Stupidity we can believe in.

(From Drudge.)

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Dear coal workers of America:

If you are seriously thinking about voting for Barack Obama, now is the time for you to change your mind.  And you’d better do it quickly!  From the West Virginia Record:

CHARLESTON - At least one state coal industry leader said he was shocked by comments Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama made earlier this year concerning his plan to aggressively charge polluters for carbon and greenhouse gas emissions.

“What I’ve said is that we would put a cap and trade system in place that is as aggressive, if not more aggressive, than anybody else’s out there,” Obama said in a Jan. 17 interview with the San Francisco Chronicle that was made public today….  [Newsbusters.org.]

[…]

“I was the first to call for a 100 percent auction on the cap and trade system, which means that every unit of carbon or greenhouse gases emitted would be charged to the polluter,” Obama continued. “That will create a market in which whatever technologies are out there that are being presented, whatever power plants that are being built, that they would have to meet the rigors of that market and the ratcheted down caps that are being placed, imposed every year.

“So if somebody wants to build a coal-powered plant, they can; it’s just that it will bankrupt them because they’re going to be charged a huge sum for all that greenhouse gas that’s being emitted.”

Calls and e-mails to West Virginia Obama campaign officials seeking comment for this story were not returned as of Sunday evening.  [Emphasis added.]

Here’s an audio excerpt of Obama’s Chronicle interview:

Needless to say, coal officials in West Virginia—the second largest coal-producing state in the Union—are not amused:

The senior vice president of the West Virginia Coal Association called Obama’s comments “unbelievable.”

“His comments are unfortunate,” Chris Hamilton said Sunday, “and really reflect a very uninformed voice and perspective to coal specifically and energy generally.“

Hamilton noted other times Obama and vice presidential candidate Joe Biden have made seemingly anti-coal statements.  [Emphasis added.]

So let’s get this straight.  If you work for any of the following concerns:

• Mines
• Mine contractors
• Coal preparation plants
• Mine supply companies
• Coal-fired power plants

Right!  If you work for any of those, Barack Obama is going to do his best to make sure you no longer have a job!

Just think about it!  He gave this interview to the Chronicle in January of this year.  JANUARY!  And the San Francisco Chronicle is a NEWSPAPER!  So how come it never came out in January as…NEWS?!?!?!?!?!?!

So if you work in the coal industry—or any associated industry—in any of the following states, you’d better think VERY CAREFULLY when you enter the polling booth tomorrow.

• Wyoming
• West Virginia
• Kentucky
• Pennsylvania
• Montana
• Texas
• Colorado
• Indiana
• Illinois
• North Dakota
• Virginia
• New Mexico
• Utah
• Ohio
• Alabama
• Arizona
• Mississippi
• Louisiana

Please note which states I’ve put in red, bold typeface.  That’s right.  If you’re a coal worker and live in one of those states, you’d better give yourself a wakeup call because your state is on the verge of giving its electoral college votes to the killer of coal!

So if Obama wants to shut down coal-fired power plants, and coal-fired power plants produce 50% of the power in the nation, where the hell are we going to get our power from?  Are we going to build new nuclear power plants?

I guess that’s out of the question.  Obama is against nuclear power production, too.

And if the Illinois Enema Bandit really wants to bankrupt the coal power plants, what do you think will happen to the price of electric power…?  You remember that lovely little inconvenience we have to deal with every month called the POWER BILL?

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Barack Obama:

We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we’ve set.  We’ve got to have a civilian national security force that’s just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded.

Here it is on video:

A civilian national security force, eh?  Would that be something like the Sturm Abteilung?

I don’t like this idea.  I don’t like it at all.  Would they operate inside the United States?  What would be the mission of such a force?  What do we need it for?  Security against whom or what?  Who’s going to pay for it?

If you didn’t know already:

In 1921 Adolf Hitler formed his own private army called Sturm Abteilung (Storm Section). The SA (also known as stormtroopers or brownshirts) were instructed to disrupt the meetings of political opponents and to protect Hitler from revenge attacks. Captain Ernst Roehm of the Bavarian Army played an important role in recruiting these men, and became the SA’s first leader.  [Emphasis added.  Source.]

Scary.  I wonder who Obama would choose to be his Ernst Roehm?

Colin Powell?!?!?

Another ludicrous rant from The One.  And yet another reason to snicker when you see his name on the ballot.

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Sam Wurzelbacher (a.k.a. Joe the Plumber) was interviewed on Fox & Friends this morning.  Here is a portion of what he had to say:

I’ve just got one question myself.  I’ve been vetted, so to speak, by the media and everything else.  I’ve got a challenge to Obama.  I mean, he’s a man of mystery…is what is pretty much being pronounced around the media.  You know, why doesn’t he come out?  I’ve been answering all the accusations about myself.  Ah, you know, I told everyone, you know, I’ve owned up to it: the tax lien, the plumber thing.  Yeah, I’ve got no problem speaking truth.  And that’s what Americans like to hear.  Um.  Why don’t Obama come out and say, “Hey, uh, you know I want that tape, too.  I want to show the American people this tape.”  You know, talk straight to us—tell us what’s going on.  You know, um, he seems to get a slide on absolutely everything.  I’m a plumber.  I asked one question and, I mean, they’re rooting through my garbage.  Obama, you know, he gets a pass.  And American people want to vote for somebody who can’t even come out and, you know, speak straight?  That’s pretty crazy to me.

Indeed, Senator Obama.  Why don’t you call the L.A. Times and insist that they release the Khalidi tape so the American people will know “what’s going on?”  What do you have to hide?  Why is it that you insist in obfuscating your way into the presidency?

Just sayin’.

I fear that we are going to awaken next Wednesday morning and learn that somewhat over half of the citizens of our once fair country are, without a shadow of a doubt, moronic sheep.

In the meantime, who would ever have imagined that a presidential candidate of the Democratic Party would find himself running like a frightened little bitch from a plumber from Ohio?  If Barack Obama can’t face Joe the Plumber, what’s he going to do when he meets these guys?

Just sayin’.  Again.

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This morning I read “Fifty Reasons to Vote Against Barack Obama” by Mr. Paul Ibrahim of North Star Writers Group.  This list pretty much sums it all up.  It was published in two installments.

Reasons 50-26 are here, and reasons 25-1 are here.

It’s probably too late to make a difference, but Mr. Ibrahim speaks the truth.

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Or so says The New Mexico Sun News, a bi-monthly paper.  The issue includes the banner “Special Collector’s Edition” printed in red bold typeface.

From CNN (via Drudge):

For The New Mexico Sun News it is either a major scoop or “Dewey Beats Truman” déjà vu 60 years later.

“Obama Wins!” is the headline of the edition on newsstands now, complete with “special collector’s edition” in red bold typeface.

The Sun News is a bi-monthly newspaper and its Oct 26-Nov 8 issue had to hit the streets, and the newsstands, before the election. So the editors decided to make a leap of faith and declare Democrat Barack Obama the winner.

In an article explaining their choice, the editors unabashedly wrote, “When it comes to calling the winner of a presidential election, everyone wants to be first. The New Mexico Sun News hereby claims that achievement.”

In its tongue-in-cheek style, the article went on to note the newspaper has a goal of reaching one million readers with each edition, but prints just 10,000 copies of each of its issues.

Ha!  This goes right along with reports from last week that Barack Obama’s inaugural address is already written and “in the can,” so to speak.

I wonder if there are any superstitious people in the Obama campaign right about now?  And I wonder how many of them are starting to feel a little queasy about the overconfidence being displayed by the Obama campaign—and the Obamaphile MSM–this past week?

Strange things happen sometimes.  Thomas E. Dewey found out the hard way in November of 1948.  And as just another example of potential déjà vu:

As the returns came in Truman took an early lead which he never lost. However, the leading radio commentators, such as H. V. Kaltenborn of NBC, confidently predicted that once the “late returns” came in Dewey would overcome Truman’s lead and win. At midnight, Truman awoke and turned on the radio in his room; he heard Kaltenborn announce that, while Truman was still ahead in the popular vote, he couldn’t possibly win.  [Wikipedia.  Emphasis added.]

Oooops.  There are those pesky NBC dudes again.  They’re pretty much doing the same thing this year, too, aren’t they?

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