It used to be that Nancy “Love That Tuna” Pelosi was my favorite gal to pick on. But now my heart has been stolen by the new kid on the block: Kyrsten Sinema. And she comes from my home state of Arizona, to boot!
To get an idea how wonderful Kyrsten is, just read these raves on Zelphblog (the post is entitled “My state representative is a bisexual apostate Mormon!”):
And Arizona’s youngest legislator. And she’s sharp as a tack too. I can proudly say that there is no more progessive legislator in the Arizona state legislature than Krysten Sinema. I bet she drives Mormon establishment in control of our legislature nuts. Imagine how happy conservative Mormons must be having to deal with a progressive openly bisexual apostate Mormon. BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Give em hell Krysten! (Effluent sez: This is a direct cut-and-paste from Zelphblog. “Zelph” is responsible for the English language bloodbath, not me. My spell checker went apoplectic when I pasted this morsel into the word processor. I guess too much bisexual activity does bad things to the old brain cells.)
Bisexual, eh? Woo hoo! I had my suspicions when I saw this photo of her with Janet Napolitano, but didn’t want to say anything without some sort of corroboration:
Now that we’ve established Kyrsten’s credentials, as it were (and have put her up on a moral pedestal where she belongs), I now have the sad duty to inform one and all that some people in this country don’t care for Ms. Kyrsten. First, take a look at this cruel and mean-spirited video about her that some nasty rightwing cretin posted on YouTube:
I did a blog search this morning and discovered that, strangely, poor Kyrsten seems to be a magnet for hatred and disdain. Truly, I cannot understand why…. Here are links to some blogs that have terrible, terrible things to say about her:
Kokonut Pundits
The Immigration Blog
Just Jennifer
Moonbattery
Points of Life
Sweet Spirits of Ammonia
7.62MM Justice
Politico Mafioso
Euphoric Reality
The Sonoran Alliance
I feel badly for Representative Kyrsten, so I included a little mood music to soothe her wounded feelings:
Why indeed? Sniffle….
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