Update 1 (7:20 AM Mountain): In one of it’s famous news “alerts,” Fox News is now speculating that Smith may have taken a “child’s sedative” (which caused unconsciousness) before asphyxiating on her own vomit. The coroner will begin the autopsy momentarily. Ecce Homo! (I say that despite the fact that she was most definitely not a man.)
Update 2 (7:40 AM Mountain): Smith’s own family is suggesting that her demise will probably be related to drugs. (Fox News.)
Original post:
Hats off to you CNN, Fox News, and MSNBC for acting like the morons you are when you dropped everything yesterday to engage in wall-to-wall, nonstop coverage of the death of the idiot bimbo from outer space.
There was finally a respite in the lunacy when I turned back to Fox and found Brit Hume sensibly ignoring the spectacle-frenzy.
This is off the top of my head, mind you, but I’d bet that the number of people who passed away in America yesterday reached into the thousands. I’d also be willing to bet that 90% of the people who died yesterday did so having made a bigger contribution to our society and our culture than did that incoherent, spaced-out, gold-digging cow, Anna Nicole Smith.
I tried to find an appropriate photo of the woman, but try as I might, I couldn’t find one of her vomiting.
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