Kindergarten Class

Wow. More and more I’m coming to realize that the Democrats are really nothing more than a giant gaggle of babies. There’s an incredible amount of whining going on in the Democratic Party this election season. This much whining doesn’t happen in the average kindergarten class, for crying out loud.

Democratic Babies

Really.

Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are squabbling and pointing fingers at each other like a couple of four year-olds. And they’re poking each other and telling on each other and generally having tantrums when things don’t go their way. It really can’t get much more sickening than this, can it?

And Hillary and Barack are sitting in the middle of mega-Romper Room encircled by millions of other nasty babies—horrible little tots who drool and clap and vie for the candidate’s attention while green baby shit oozes out of their fetid Democratic nappies.

And if it turns out that one baby in the room has some graham crackers—when the other babies don’t have any—Hillary and Barack force the baby with the crackers to share them with all the other sulking ghoul-spawn, even if there isn’t enough to go around. They’re socialist babies, you see. Maybe even commie babies.

Ugh. It’s revolting and scandalous. And typical.

And it kind of highlights the fact that John McCain–the presumptive Republican candidate—is an ADULT!

John McCain

Spank ‘em both, John. Just don’t get green Democratic baby shit on your hands.

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1 Response to “Kindergarten Class”


  1. 1 thebastidge Mar 6th, 2008 at 8:05 am

    Well, I’m not too sure about McCain being an adult. He doesn’t seem to control his temper all that well either.

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