Update: More on Michelle Malkin. 

From Newsday.com (via Drudge):

A bitter Sir Elton John thinks America’s sexism may be sinking his friend Hillary Rodham Clinton.

John, a knighted British subject, said that gender discrimination is behind Clinton’s problems in the polls as he addressed 5,000 Clinton supporters at Radio City Musical Hall last night in an event that raised $2.5 million for the cash-strapped campaign.

“I never cease to be amazed by the misogynistic attitudes of some people in this country,” said John, wearing a spangled black evening coat over a vermilion silk shirt. “I say to hell with them. … I love you, Hillary, I’ll always be there for you.”

John’s comments echo the former first lady’s remarks to National Public Radio Tuesday, when she said there was “a double standard” in media coverage of the race.

A spangled black evening coat over a vermilion silk shirt….

I feel obliged to thank Sir John for at last making me aware of the bottomless depth of my innate American male misogyny.  Without his wise council, I would have lived in error for the rest of my sad days.   And thank God that he showed up just in the nick of time.  I mean, we Americans couldn’t possibly survive as a nation if the occasional gay British singer didn’t show up to set us straight in our ways.

Dear Sir John.  We hate Hillary, not because she is a woman, but because her last name is Clinton.  And we hate her because she’s a power-hungry, ruthless, congenital liar.  Please let me know if you have any other questions.  Oh, and please fly your knighted British subject ass back to England where it belongs.

As for Hillary:

It’s a bad sign when an American presidential candidate sinks so low that she has to enlist the financial and moral aid of a gender-confused, 61-year-old, has-been European pop star, especially when she wants help in the “woe is me, they’re discriminating against me because I’m a woman” department.

It also doesn’t help your image, Hillary, when said pole-smoking Euro-gay rocker stands up in public and insults every heterosexual male in the United States of America.

Way to go, Hills.

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