Here’s a post (dated Monday) from the blog of Chris Cooley, a tight end from the Washington ForeRedskins:
All apologies from the website. We are very sorry that we showed a penis on our website all day yesterday. That was by no means our intention and we did not want to offend anyone. The picture wouldn’t […]
From Politico via Moonbattery and Scott’s Blog. (”Better late than never, I guess,” he said with a sheepish grin.)
On the day after Senator Barack Obama of Illinois became the presumptive presidential nominee of the Democratic Party, Representative Jesse Jackson Jr. said:
I cried all night. I’m going to be crying for the next four years. What […]
It’s time for me to purge my history of “Effluent Polls” and start anew. I’ve been mulling over what would—or wouldn’t be—appropriate content for a new poll. Some of the topics I have considered:
Have Britney Spears’ recent foibles been caused by a fungal disorder?
Is David Shuster a product of inbreeding?
Does Bill O’Reilly have high self-esteem, […]
Ach du lieber Himmel!
‘Tis Valentine’s Day!
So now’s the time for my annual (mandatory) “to all the girls I’ve loved before” drivel.
Ecco Homo!
See me as I bow and scrape to a commercial construct!
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How’s that for scary shit? Here’s a freaky article from ABC News (via Drudge):
Jason Rae is a typical junior in college.
He spends several hours a day in class at Marquette University in Wisconsin where he is majoring in history and political science. He is closely following the Marquette basketball team and has the Golden Eagles’ […]
So Fox News said last night that the results of the Washington State Republican caucuses were too close to call. Then they said that the vote counters were packing it in for the evening and were going home to go night-night. And I was perplexed.
This morning I went online to find out what happened, but […]
Just about every time I go away on a trip to my brother’s house in California, I have some sort of “excitement.”
The last time I went to visit, his Great Dane Gus was still fairly new to the family. Gus had a “little trouble” adapting to all the family that had converged on the house. His […]
Miss Ingrid Marie Rivera (above) claims that she was sabotaged during a recent beauty contest in Puerto Rico. According to CBS:
After allegations that someone put pepper spray on a Puerto Rican beauty contestant’s clothing, police said tests found no traces of the substance on the woman’s belongings. An investigation was launched Saturday to find if […]
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I’d rather have my own game show than enough votes to become president. |
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Kenny G. is allowed to live because Chuck Norris doesn’t kill women. |
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